This week my top ten will be the crazy things I've heard my kids say in the past week.
10. "Be Quiet Connor! I want mom to sleep in so we miss the bus."
9. "She always says she farted, even if it wasn't her."
8." I don't want the Easter bunny to wake me up."
7."Cut everything off but please leave the sideburns."
6. "Can I wear shorts if it snows tomorrow?"
5. "Ethan smells like
rotten Sue."
4. "Is Easter on Sunday this year?"
3. "I painted my rubber ducky but I didn't make a mess."
2. "They wont let me hit them with sticks."
1. "I asked him if he had some dwarf in him but he said no."